Paw Salad Recipe

Ingredients:
One comfy couch
One person
One medium sized pitbull mix (approx. 35 pounds)
One largish pitbull mix (approx. 65 pounds)

Directions:
Paw salad tastes the best if prepared on a Friday evening after a long work week and if the person has had one or two cocktails.
The dogs should be fed and exercised before preparation of the salad.

Place the person and the two dogs on the couch - allow them to settle as desired.
The resulting salad should look something like this:

Paw Salad